Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Test for Mango Addiction



First Born has a problem.

She can't stop eating mango. 

This may not sound serious to you, but, 
mango is expensive. 

I bought some for a dinner party.

It was all gone long before the dessert course.

I bought some today. 

Guess what happened. 

It's as if she has an internal mango magnet. 

She is drawn to mangos. 

It's a shame we don't have a mango tree in the garden.  

I reprimanded her for her indulgent behavior. 

She retorted, quick as a flash, that she has friends
that have to have monthly drug tests. 

That her mango habit was comparatively cheap and healthy. 

I wish she ate apples (or lemons) with the 
same fevour, but, as addictions go,
things could be worse. 





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